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Posted 12 hours ago
our kids will probably attend a middle school dance where the theme is the 2010’s
they’ll wear leggings with ugg boots and twerk to “call me maybe”
Posted 12 hours ago
Posted 12 hours ago
i can’t believe we have tailbones but no tails
like seriously where the fuck is my tail i want a fucking tail
also wings
Posted 12 hours ago
Fun fact:
Me and the Tumblr user Pizza used to date. We were always together and such. I hate to say it now but I was always on top.
Oh hey babe! Haven’t talked to you in ages xx
ahh shit well this is awkward
Posted 12 hours ago
Basically the big three trying to figure out what the heck is up with this new fandom.
i love how we’re basically treating hannibal like our newborn baby brother just being brought home from the hospital
Posted 12 hours ago
Posted 12 hours ago
Posted 12 hours ago
how to break up w/ a girl
tell her you are moving to africa, then move to africa. live there for the rest of your life
Posted 12 hours ago
Posted 12 hours ago
*ducts tapes my laptop together*
*duct tapes my life together*
isnt that what i said
Posted 12 hours ago
get down off your high horse pal. and for god sakes stop letting your horse smoke weed
Posted 14 hours ago
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